Mad Libs

Sick Note Dear School Nurse: AIDS mcguffin will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of AIDS and has horrible buttholes and a/an poopy fever. We have made an appointment with the black Dr. rape, who studied for many years in hell and has 69 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. gay.

My Dream Man My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very fugly and surly. He should have a physique like angelina jolie, a profile like fred savage, and the intelligence of a/an kitten. He must be polite and must always remember to poops my naan, to tip his vagina and to take my butthole when crossing the street. He should move toridly, have a/an sleepy voice, and should always dress rapaciously. I would also like him to be a/an sexy dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper poopy nothings into my titties and hold my fat kimchee. I know a/an bird is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is vaclav