Jesus Christ was it a bitch. It took me 3 months of searching, scrounging, and other things I'm not very proud of to dig out a decent apartment. Wading through the shit river managment companies try to drown you in is a difficult trip. Here's a short list of things I hate about looking for housing:
1)Every apartment/house has a move in fee/security deposit* of astounding proportions.
The apartment I decided to get has a security deposit* of over a grand. Tha' fuck am I going to do to that place that would constitute charging me such a large sum of money? Just shit all over and break things for 6 months? No...I'm not currently planning on doing that.
They should base the security deposit* on whether you look like a jackass or not. Simple as that. Some jerkoff waltzes in wearing camo cargo shorts, flip flops, a sideways Detroit hat and thirteen collared shirts with popped collars? His security deposit will be astronomical. I'd say one thousand for every collar.
2)Craigslist
Fucking craigslist. The layout of the pages makes my eyes bleed after looking at it for an hour, It's riddled with spam and rapists, there's also bad grammar, assholes, and rapists...did I mention rapists? Seriously I am led to believe there's a lot of rapists on there.
3)Deals
Companies offer "deals" like "FIRST MONTH FREE!!", but the thing they don't mention is once again the SECURITY DEPOSIT*. Who gives a shit if the first month is free when you still have to pay two thousand dollars to move in anyway. Less Money Mo' Problems as they say.
4)Craigslist Again
Fo real, fuck craig and his stupid list.
I could probably go on for much longer about everything I dislike about finding housing, but I'll stop because:
A) I'm bored
B)Divinals "When I think about you I touch myself" came on Hype Machine and I need to enjoy it to the fullest.
This post sucks.
*I realize you get the security deposit back, but it's still bullshit. I don't want you commonsense, get tha' fuck outta here with that.
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