For some reason Americans freak the fuck out over the olympics. Sports that no one in America give a shit about normally (swimming) talk, eat, breath, shit, fuck, and fart that sport every second they can for the duration of the olympics. If I brought up swimming at a non olympic year dinner party someone would beat me with a football wrapped up in an american flag embroidered with a picture of Tom Brady high fiving Jesus.
The American media doesn't help this sickness. They latch onto these fucking stories and won't let go (Micheal Phelps anyone?). The saddest is the medal count. Check on any American news outlet and low and behold America is numero uno (get it?? It's in spanish! I'm topical...they're stealin our jobs). After looking at Americas news, look at every other news site in the world. China is number one. Since the dawn of news media the rankings in the olympics has been based on gold medals, but the second America is number two,BAM, it's based on total medal count. Everyone knows the silver and bronze don't mean shit.
I can't watch porn without hearing about Micheal Phelps.
I honestly don't know how it is in other countries regarding the olympics. America seems to blow anything like this out of proportion. Any kind of contest gets our stars and stripes dick hard and all of a sudden you start hearing the word dominate in everyday conversation. We're like the asshole on the playground thats bigger than everyone because he failed a couple grades, but still has friends because he'll kick their ass if they have an independent thought. Hell he might still kick their ass regardless of friendship status or thoughts.
At least when the olympics are over everything will go back to normal. I'm looking forward to it?
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