Boring Photos for a Boring Blog

    This blog is boring as shit so I decided to spice it up with some boring pictures that I've taken.  Post a picture, tell a story about the picture, bore the be-jesus out of the reader.  So without further ado.....

    The lovely photo that has sidled up next to this block of text was taken in Heidelberg, Germany.  In February of 2008 me and my now fiancee Mandy took a trip to Germany/Czech Republic. We spent a few days in Germany and took a bus to the Czech Republic on a whim (we had originally planned to go to Poland, but a woman decided to splatter herself on the front of our train en route to the airport). 

   The picture itself was taken at about 5:30 in the morning because we thought we got free croissants and a hot drink.  We were mistaken. Needless to say we weren't thrilled about getting up at that hour and not getting free food, but it was worth it for the pictures. A bustling downtown is the usual for Heidelberg, but no one was to be seen.  There is a collection of the sleepy fog filled pictures on my Flickr account found here:

Http://flickr.com/photos/pragnci

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Sarah Palin is just Adorable!

I actually listened to the vice presidential debate last night ,because as always I am politically savvy.  Joe Biden was pretty much what I thought he would be, I agreed with him on most points, much like Joe I also like going to home depot. 

Sarah Palin was.....interesting.  She "exceeded expectations" by most counts and I would agree with that assertion, although, I think most of us were expecting her to freeze/throw up/pass out upon shaking Bidens hand. She did none of those things, but did manage to use the term "maverick" about a thousand fucking times.

In short she managed to talk. She talktalktalktalktalked, unfortunately she answered very little, got most of her facts wrong, and sounded like a redneck from the U.P.....that's not a good thing for me.

I was going to point out everything that was wrong with what she said, but these news outlets did it for me (and better than I would have). The links are at the bottom of the page. 

I think the fact check clearly shows that Palin just didn't know the facts and Biden knew exactly what he was saying, just skewing the truth slightly.

My favorite mistake of Palins was calling General McKiernan "General McClellan". She was about 150 years off, McClellan was a General in the Civil War. At least she named a general I guess....

One thing I really disliked was them trying to out do each other by talking about their down home childhoods. I can't believe people buy into that bullshit.  Somehow Palin saying "hockeymommaverickjoesixpackmaverickmaverickenergywashingtonoutsidermaverick" results in some people decided "yes....yes.......YES!!!!! That is exactly me in every way!! SHE KNOWS WHAT I NEED!!!!!!"

It cracks me up to see the middle class/lowerclass people that have McCain signs in their yard. 

I guess in all this bullshit, I'm not going to change anyones mind and no ones going to change my mind. It's stupid to try. So the point of this blog is.......well there isn't one. I just don't like Palin or republican views in general and wanted to share it. It's all bullshit. Dis Janky. U Janky.

*EDIT* All the links I linked got deleted. Fuck it, find them yourself.

Uhhhhhhh...

I'm beginning to become concerned that every African American person I see is Tyler Perry.

America You a Faggot

     The olympics. The ultimate contest of athleticism,endurance, and douchebaggery.  The epitome of sporting achievements  watched by nearly everyone in the world.

    For some reason Americans freak the fuck out over the olympics. Sports that no one in America give a shit about normally (swimming) talk, eat, breath, shit,  fuck, and fart that sport every second they can for the duration of the olympics.  If I brought up swimming at a non olympic year dinner party someone would beat me with a football wrapped up in an american flag embroidered with a picture of Tom Brady high fiving Jesus.  

     The American media doesn't help this sickness. They latch onto these fucking stories and won't let go (Micheal Phelps anyone?). The saddest is the medal count. Check on any American news outlet and low and behold America is numero uno (get it?? It's in spanish! I'm topical...they're stealin our jobs).  After looking at Americas news, look at every other news site in the world. China is number one. Since the dawn of news media the rankings in the olympics has been based on gold medals, but the second America is number two,BAM, it's based on total medal count. Everyone knows the silver and bronze don't mean shit. 

I can't watch porn without hearing about Micheal Phelps.

          I honestly don't know how it is in other countries regarding the olympics. America seems to blow anything like this out of proportion. Any kind of contest gets our stars and stripes dick hard and all of a sudden you start hearing the word dominate in everyday conversation.  We're like the asshole on the playground thats bigger than everyone because he failed a couple grades, but still has friends because he'll kick their ass if they have an independent thought. Hell he might still kick their ass regardless of friendship status or thoughts.  

    At least when the olympics are over everything will go back to normal. I'm looking forward to it?

With Six You Get Eggroll!!!

I did it. I've done the impossible. I've completed something that I never thought I would be able to do.   I've conquered the mighty task of finding a place to live. 

Jesus Christ was it a bitch. It took me 3 months of searching, scrounging, and other things I'm not very proud of to dig out a decent apartment.  Wading through the shit river managment companies try to drown you in is a difficult trip. Here's a short list of things I hate about looking for housing:

1)Every apartment/house has a move in fee/security deposit* of astounding proportions. 

     The apartment I decided to get has a security deposit* of over a grand. Tha' fuck am I going to do to that place that would constitute charging me such a large sum of money? Just shit all over and break things for 6 months? No...I'm not currently planning on doing that.

     They should base the security deposit* on whether you look like a jackass or not.  Simple as that. Some jerkoff waltzes in wearing camo cargo shorts, flip flops, a sideways Detroit hat and thirteen collared shirts with popped collars? His security deposit will be astronomical. I'd say one thousand for every collar.

2)Craigslist

     Fucking craigslist.  The layout of the  pages makes my eyes bleed after looking at it for an hour, It's riddled with spam and rapists, there's also bad grammar, assholes, and rapists...did I mention rapists? Seriously I am led to believe there's a lot of rapists on there. 

3)Deals

     Companies offer "deals" like "FIRST MONTH FREE!!", but the thing they don't mention is once again the SECURITY DEPOSIT*. Who gives a shit if the first month is free when you still have to pay two thousand dollars to move in anyway.  Less Money Mo' Problems as they say.

4)Craigslist Again

   Fo real, fuck craig and his stupid list. 

     I could probably go on for much longer about everything I dislike about finding housing, but I'll stop because:

A) I'm bored

B)Divinals "When I think about you I touch myself" came on Hype Machine and I need to enjoy it to the fullest.

     

This post sucks.

*I realize you get the security deposit back, but it's still bullshit. I don't want you commonsense, get tha' fuck outta here with that.

I'm not homeless

No, this blog will not be about the homeless. They may be great people, but I don't want to fucking "blog" about them. You do it. Ass.